What I tell people is the best advice I’ve ever heard, the best advice I ever came up with, is that live your life like you’re the hero in your movie. Right now is when the movie starts and your life is a disaster like every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where he wakes up and makes a blender full of pizza and ice cream. Pretend that right now you are in the part of that movie that starts and it shows you as a loser, and just decide not to be a loser anymore. Live your life like there’s a documentary crew following you around and you are analyzing your own behavior. Do what you would want to do so that your kids would one day look back at it and see that documentary, and look on it with pride, like; “Wow my mom really got her shit together”. I love a success story, but even more than a success story, I like a dude who screws his life up and then gets it back together again story. Those are my favorite stories. And the way to do that is you’ve got to write shit down. You’ve got to think that you are the hero in your own movie. Write down what you need to do and go for it. Joe Rogan (via happyvibes-healthylives)
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a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

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